You’re British, an American expat, or a world traveller, and you have a story you want to tell.
It could be how you rose from childhood poverty and juvenile crime in the Burngreave ghetto in Sheffield, to become a highly successful IT expert who, like Paul Crow, now manages cyber-disaster scenarios for whole cities. Paul contacted me and together we wrote his compelling memoir, “Lift Up Your Head,” which will soon tour across England.
Meet “the British Wolf of Wall Street,” we’ll call him John Smyth (not his real name), who was molested as a child by his own brother and today carries in his physiology the frightening burden of Pure O, a rare form of OCD. His book, “There Is No Warm…there’s only hot and cold,” couldn’t be more timely as Catholic priests across the world are being outed for their crimes. John’s extraordinary tale will hit bookshelves next year.
But life isn’t all violence and transformation. Jeff and Clare Curtis’ book, “Cameron,” is a heart-wrenching drama with a happy ending – the story of how a British baby prematurely born in the Maldives during a violent storm – overcame every hurdle possible to somehow make it out alive. Today, Cameron Curtis is a happy, healthy two-year old who lives in Dubai with his equally happy parents.
Or maybe you’re more like my dear friend and co-writer Jon Gordon, who offered a healthy, sugar-free ice cream into the American food market, only to be crushed in an epic battle not unlike that fought by Erin Brockovich (with the same attorney). Jon attended my wedding in Somerset (Lamyat), in lieu of a honeymoon, we finished the book just days before the New York Times outed sugar as poison. With Universal Pictures interested and a major actor circling, “The Food Mafia…the Truth, the Whole Truth, and Nothing But the Truth,” may soon be a major motion picture. TheFoodMafiaBook.com.
Then there’s “Flatline, the day London died,” a cyberthriller written with a former MI6 agent whose name I cannot reveal unless…well, you know the rest. His story idea teamed a British MI6 agent with an American special ops man, which is why he hired me to make up his Brit-American writing team. Not to mention, I lived in Pilton (near Glastonbury) and he lived in Bristol, so we were able to meet in the middle at a pub to review weekly updates!
So, you see, we all tell stories for different reasons. Sometimes to document our past for our family; other times to illustrate our achievements and inspire others; sometimes to create memorable fiction; and, occasionally, to expose a horrible wrong or injustice. No matter what your goal, I can help you write your story in your voice and from your perspective, with the distinct possibility of landing a book deal, TV series, or motion picture possibility.
I’m repped by legendary literary manager Peter Miller of Global Lion Management, who through the years has set up 1500+ books and countless TV shows and movies, not the least of which are Vincent Bugliosi’s “Helter Skelter,” the Charlie Manson story that still to this day is the biggest selling true-crime book of all time, and most of the incredible books written by Sir Ken Robinson, who addresses the failings of modern education like no other.
I could say, grab the phone and call me today, because my 10% discount on professional ghostwriter for hire services expires at midnight. But I won’t, because that’s not how it works. Only contact me if you’re ready to tell your story, and no matter when you do, I’ll give you free initial consultation worth hundreds of dollars and a 10% discount off whatever rate we haggle out.
Reach me on any platform – email (TheEggman411@gmail.com), Skype (TheEggman411), British mobile (+44 7801 931682), WhatsApp (+44 7801 931682), or US mobile (760-494-9496).
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Let’s tell your life story, or any segment or inspiration therefrom, when you’re ready to make a cherished investment of time, effort, and money. When you are, it will change your life forever. 😊